American Idol Drinking Game

OK, so we sort of invented this American Idol drinking game...and I say sort of because I find it really hard to believe that nobody else has thought of this yet and I'm sure that somebody has, I just haven't necessarily stumbled upon it. So, if it turns out that somebody else thought of this exact game way before we did, then fine, take credit - I'm cool with that.

And here's how it goes: While watching American Idol, take one drink any time any of the following occur:

• Paula Abdul acts drunk, loopy, out-of-it, goofy or claps her hands with her fingers all spread apart like a toddler
• Simon uses the words "karaoke" or "cabaret"
• there is a spat between either Simon and Paula or Simon and Ryan
• the contestant follows the camera with their eyes
• the contestant holds up their fingers to indicate their call-in number
• Kellie Pickler says something stupid or doesn't understand something
• Paula, for lack of anything credible to say about the contestant's performance, (or, apparently, when she doesn't really care for the performance but is incapable of offering negative feedback), compliments the contestant's appearance
• Randy says "dawg," "dude," "I wasn't feelin' it," "we got a hot one tonight," "yo,"or "a'ight"
• Ryan has a different facial hair configuration from the week before
• a member of another show from Fox network is in the audience
• a contestant cries
• a contestant does the "Country Western Squat" while singing